[tw doctors] i got hot chicken wing sauce hole and it burns really bad

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Esteban_Villa

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[tw doctors] i got hot chicken wing sauce on my asshole and it burns really bad

so im eating chicken wings, right, when i get the need to shit. so i got to the toilet, manage to pull every thing using just one thumb that doesn't have any sauce on it. i have 9 fingers coated in chicken wing sauce. I proceed to crap. i decide to kill two birds with one length of toilet paper and wipe off my fingers then wipe my butt. everythings alright until I get a burning sensation. then I realized whats happened...

ive tried putting water on it and rubbing it with massive amounts of toilet paper (some wetted some not) and it just seems to make it worse. please help




cliffs:

-partner lubed up his dick with a sauce in the cabinet because we really got going in the kitchen
-didnt realize it was hot chicken wing sauce
-its been burning for 15 minutes
-water doesnt seem to help
 
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bbest thing ive read all night

edit: but you definitly need to pour a full gallon of whole milk down your asshole..
rinse and repeat
 
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