[Why?] Bellybuttons

[ignore]

After birth, bellybuttons are useless - the only redeeming quality is that they catch stray lint.

As we progress into the 21st century, what can we do to redefine the bellybutton? And are bellybutton enlargements a future trend that will fill the pockets of plastic surgeons?

 

[Hurricane Harold]

 

[TrailerParkPrid]

No, what is wrong with you?

 

[DontShoot]

Personally I think it's one of the sexiest parts of the female anatomy. As long as it isn't an outtie, and/or pierced. Ever see a pierced outtie? uggh.

 

[supernaut]

new orifice to fuck for those named ignore with small penises

 

[FngrBANG]

After birth, bellybuttons are useless

Incorrect. Sometimes immediately after the child is born Intravenous access is needed if the child becomes ill...

You can cannulate the vein in the umbilicus for intravenous access.



The more you know.

 

[Poop your pants]

Ive always hated when anyone under a vet5 says that...Its like taking orders from a Vice President. so YOU STFU faggot


and as for the member, wait 6 months before your next post. It will do you well

 

[Osmethae]

i have a fear of someone stabbing their hands into my belly button and ripping my stomach open

 

[eMOxygen]

Intelligent Design will tell us when we no longer need them.

fucking duh, it's there to shoot cum in.

 

[Damascus]

Close Reggs.

 

[FngrBANG]

besides your @sscrack, where else are you going to store your lint?

 

[Osmethae]

urethra

 

[Fireman X]

Definatly a cum catcher

 

[Hurricane Harold]

Ive always hated when anyone under a vet5 says that...Its like taking orders from a Vice President. so YOU STFU faggot

 

[-Bane]

Since larger bellies seem to be the fashion trend as of late, I don't see why larger belly buttons wouldn't follow suit.

 

[Poop your pants]

maybe I will. Here is the link > Consumption Junction, What's Your Dysfunction? < nws

 

[Hurricane Harold]

maybe I will. Here is the link > Consumption Junction, What's Your Dysfunction? < nws

 

[-Bane]

maybe I will. Here is the link > Consumption Junction, What's Your Dysfunction? < nws

Those aren't pants you're pooping in

 

[BeLiaL]

Women have them for shots and chocolate syrup.. no idea why guys have them

 

[ignore]

What is the ratio of outer v. inner?