Hjauling out of control.

[Plasmatic]

Or Trailerama part 7

I have a few trailers. These sweet guys:

Lame-r:

Camp and Camper:

Little Hoss:

Big Hoss:

Now you may be asking why the nesting trailers... Here's a hint.
 Spot the dude with a chainsaw 

This happened two weeks ago Monday:

Then this tree was murdered Saturday.

From this:

To this:

Little Hoss will help load these oak logs for a trip to the sawmill. They are about 16' each. I'll cut each in half.

These are 6' long and about 14" across.

Beyond the 4 logs near the Jeep, I have another 4 large hard Maple logs at the front of the house. All will be headed to the sawmill as soon as I get Big Hoss unloaded.

 

[SeVeReD]

That's some work. So what happens to the wood you give it to the mill they give you money or you get milled wood back what are you going to do with it?

 

[Plasmatic]

Step 1: Cut wood
Step 2: Mill wood
Step 3: ??????
Step 4: Profit.

 I'll split the wood and maybe sell some firewood, the milled wood I'll stack and let it dry a few years and go from there.
Midxe should also kill himself.  

 

[SeVeReD]

Build a treehouse oh wait ah shit

 

[Plasmatic]

500 birdhouses.

 

[Brasstax]

Build a treehouse oh wait ah shit

 

[Brasstax]

Hjauling ++

 

[Data]

I'm impressed, at least 2 of these aren't completely rusted out pieces of shit.

 

[Mr Jimmy Pop]

How do you find time to go to the gym to get in shape? /s

 

[SeVeReD]

hahaha
The world is his gym.

 

[KingSobieski]

Can you drop a tree on your jeep so we can get a sense of scale

 

[Brasstax]

He ought to get some chunkier tires on his Jeep

 

[Brasstax]

You need one of these, Plaz.

Yep - that's bear mace

Bear and bulletproof travel trailer is ready for the roughest stuff | Fox News

Or - you could just rig up some mace cans to your haulers

 

[Mr Jimmy Pop]

Not gonna lie, that looks gay as fuck.

 

[ArakAtak]

I could just imagine the sort of ex-Cali Colorado scumbag who would have one of those for his trip "Up North" to see the Redwoods.

Picture someone like Ed, towing it with a Rav 4

 

[Brasstax]

Plaz could make one of those with shit he has laying around and it would be way less expensive and way cooler. Way.

 

[Brasstax]

I could just imagine the sort of ex-Cali Colorado scumbag who would have one of those for his trip "Up North" to see the Redwoods.

Picture someone like Ed, towing it with a Rav 4

Fuck that. just drive that bitch up into Canada with the bear mace going full blast. Needs a bear mace synthesizer on board.

 

[Edofnor]

I could just imagine the sort of ex-Cali Colorado scumbag who would have one of those for his trip "Up North" to see the Redwoods.

Picture someone like Ed, towing it with a Rav 4

i'd be towing it w/ a subaru baja -- yellow w/ ski area and microbrewery decals all over the back -- u fking retard

jfc if ur gonna have kotz feed u ur material, get it rite u fking hack

 

[Plasmatic]

You need one of these, Plaz.

Yep - that's bear mace

Bear and bulletproof travel trailer is ready for the roughest stuff | Fox News

Or - you could just rig up some mace cans to your haulers

That thing looks obnoxiously stupid, gun ports would be more useful.

I can appreciate the departure angle and break-over, but that standard 2" coupler from Lowes isn't going to articulate the way I need it to.

Plus not enough headroom for her to cowgirl.

 

[Plasmatic]

He ought to get some chunkier tires on his Jeep

Bigger tires means more axle/ lift/ engine. I really need to replace the frame first before the one in it rips in half. I picked one up over a year ago, but other projects have presented...