[SO] Lost my gun virginity...

My name is midge midge midge
I have the brain of a budgie
I like to take it in the butt
give my prostate a nudgie wudgie

You know I think think think
That you will be outsmarted
My halitosis osis osis
Smells like a yak just farted

I hate the U S of A
But I can't stay away
Cuz in my big truck of poop
I do the woop dee doop

I wave my arms and yell
Going herp dee derp dee derp
I am only 4t feet tall
I'm a sad sack little twerp

I don't like shooting guns
cuz an arrow is much beta
I like to stroke my pud
I'm an expert masterbator

So if you call me out out out
I'll whine and shout shout shout
I'll do a dipshit dance
Then I'll soil my pants

I'm a desert agitator
An expert masturbator
So i'll catch you later
With my brain just like a tater

I'm the midge midge midge
the tiny midge midge midge
the angry midge midge midge
the useless MiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiDGE- yah
 
Time is an illusion
Ticky ticky tock
Grading time for value is
The pastime of a cock -
A doodle dee?
Cock
A doodle doo?
Time is like a truck
that moves a pile of poo
 
Plasmatic said:
Thing is Savid Javid, in the civilised world outside your poop truck paradise, being nervous and careful around moslems is generally considered sensible. Wearing bomb vests around like a drunken spastic is not 'macho', it's a pastime reserved for pube-bearded backward hicks whose teeth point in all different directions. So thanks for once again living up to the stereotype. Now run along and pretend that scheduling trucks is a legitimately rare and valuable skill that provides meaningful improvement for the lives of people around you, KTHX.
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fixed up a rusty old post 4u, plas :cool:
 
Mitchdubai said:
probably could have done it 5 years earlier if everything was divisible by 10, rather than 12, 3, 1760 etc...
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fractional all splits on itself, v much easier 2 measure and estimate things on the fly (this is important 4 ppl w/ real jobs that produce real things); not good for finger counters like u, i'm afraid
 
Edofnor said:
fractional all splits on itself, v much easier 2 measure and estimate things on the fly (this is important 4 ppl w/ real jobs that produce real things); not good for finger counters like u, i'm afraid
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This post is so dumb I thought it must be Juggletits.
 
Mitchdubai said:
This post is so dumb I thought it must be Juggletits.
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name calling is much easier than flexing ur massive intellect explaining why decimalization is easier 2 use in the field (aka the places u never been where real ppl do real things) than units based off of halving what u already have on hand, isn't it mitch, you infantile inbred imbecile?
 
Edofnor said:
name calling is much easier than flexing ur massive intellect explaining why decimalization is easier 2 use in the field (aka the places u never been where real ppl do real things) than units based off of halving what u already have on hand, isn't it mitch, you infantile inbred imbecile?
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WTF. 10 feet divided by 2 is 5 feet. 10 metres divided by 2 is 5 metres. With me so far?

A KM is 1000m so 17KM is 17,000m. A mile is 1760 yards so how many yards is 17 miles? I'll wait while you get your calculator. I did the rest without even my fingers :rolleyes:
 
1 quart divided by 2 is 1 pint
1 pint divided by 2 is 1 cup

do you measure things by the foot when cooking?

with me so far?

1 inch divided by 16 is 1/16"
twice that is 2/16" (aka 1/8")

do you measure by the mile when working on furniture and appliances?

with me so far?

you want it decimalized b/c ur a finger counter who needs tens b/c he sucks at grade school arithmetic, and u have no experience in the real world where u would have learned the value of fractional measurements
 
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