off the florida

[cael]

im off to discover florida cael

im letting the spirit of florida invade me and when i get back my posts will be better than ever

 

[SeVeReD]

at least I have a shitty phone cam fael... :/

 

[Brasstax]

I have rice and spam....

Use some caelbait

 

[cael]

 

[cael]

here's my bedside walther for my florida themed airbnb incase any meth fiends invade

don't worry im well aware u always drive past

 

[ScooBySnaCk]

u gotta understand knowing how to swim isn't something u ask it's something u assume

and if they dont know how to swim u tell em to go back to where they came from

There are a lot of people who join the Navy who have never swam. It was kind of a shock to see them all on the bleachers at the swimming pool all we did swim qualifications.

 

[ScooBySnaCk]

we go to Naples a couple times a year, I’ve yet to see a manatee, but plenty of dolphins.

Last year I was in South Carolina and some old fuck saw my New Hampshire plate week of the republican primary. Asked me if I was voting for Trump. Said no, and he came unraveled mumbling something about communists. I smiled, said maybe you should not of asked if you can’t handle an honest answer.

We saw one and the name was gofishgrrrrrrrrrrrl

 

[ScooBySnaCk]

No photographs, no content. This thread sucks.

Have to agree here. We have this nice and shiny new forum with a multiple ways to post media and instead we get a live blog.

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[cael]

I flew in at night bruh

 

[cael]

actually that's not true I flew in during the day but florida doesn't know how to run an airport so I didn't actually get off the plane till night

 

[ScooBySnaCk]

All the airports there make me feel like i am in a 70’s movie

 

[Edofnor]

sry cael, in florida and other states that r deemed desirable victims by the democrats u have 2 wait 4 all the ~newcomers~ to get thru the docking process b/c they r more important than u

 

[havax]

here's my bedside walther for my florida themed airbnb incase any meth fiends invade

don't worry im well aware u always drive past

View attachment 306

this is my bedside protection

 

[Edofnor]

jfc even oscar pistorius doesn't have that big of a mess on his nightstand

get ur shit together u fking rookie

p.s. i luv that brazilian blunt object i also enjoy tramontina saucepans

 

[Edofnor]

WWRLES

what would r lee ermey say?

 

[cael]

it's amazing how many juggernauts there are driving the speed limit in the left lane

incredible state

 

[blackpeople]

enjoy the toll roads

 

[cael]

I stood in line for a publix sub so u don't have to

the verdict: it's a supermarket sub

don't listen to them when they rave about this place

like fav n sub for more content from content creators like this

 

[Edofnor]

Safeway subs > Publix subs

 

[KittyCat]

Yeah I never bought their subs being as good as juggs claims

 

[DocHolliday]

actually that's not true I flew in during the day but florida doesn't know how to run an airport so I didn't actually get off the plane till night

Fly into Tampa, Sarasota, Orlando 6-8 times a year and never had that experience. Bad luck.

As for food....coming from Chicago, Florida has some of the worst food in the union imo.