Whenever I'm at the beach, I'm doing the exact opposite. I'm like a little kid. Loving jumping over and diving into the waves. Who doesn't?nothing more fun than watching a family of 4 make a bee line to the rip current because "there's less waves" and watching the life guards scramble to intercept them
Fly into Tampa, Sarasota, Orlando 6-8 times a year and never had that experience. Bad luck.
As for food....coming from Chicago, Florida has some of the worst food in the union imo.
Cuban bitches are actually Cuban.Are cuban sandwiches actually cuban?
Don't forget to "Take it to the Mathews bridge"I'm going all around but will probably spend most of the time in central Florida
Sulfur water ftw. If you don't visit an artesian well you're doing it wrong.I'm excited to try the Florida tap water like my boi @slush
Try some gator faggot.honestly I was trying to find regional cuisine and I all I could really find is like stone crab and conch fritters and key lime pie.
I'll try it tomorrow but I think you're right
Florida has a tendency to kill brain cells. Your IQ will take a hit.Be caelful, caelbait. If you go too far off the Florida, you end up in deep water.