Loco Hombre Off the Mexico

Warning
Do not come to Sinaloa
It's dangerous here
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The bandas are killer
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The streets are crowded and the traffic is snarled to 20 mph.

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Fortunately I found an escape hatch..

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Here, I really want you to buy here so I'll help


$14,000 for ~8m x 16m in easy payments w/in a quarter mile of a huge beach you can drive on and waves
buy 4 for the kids

try that in the states

 
Havax you would slay this song
and all the hour glass senoritas down here
here's the lyrics



once you learn them you're fluent
and people will buy you beers

and you don't have to mail order brides
 
Havax you would slay this song
and all the hour glass senoritas down here
here's the lyrics



once you learn them you're fluent
and people will buy you beers

and you don't have to mail order brides

lmao it's amazing how all spanish polka shit sounds the same... God awful

and i hear enough of that shit here in San Antonio. I'd say at least 25% of all karaoke songs sang here are spanish polka shit songs.
 
that one was just for the words
my wife told me that one was horrible
the first one is her recommended
but ok

How about a Perfect Life
this guy has had



ps
this guy lives off his awesome surfing/lifestyle
 
fake news

if he led a perfect life, he'd have cleansed the populace of all forms of faggotry and douchebaggery

we would have no more daylight savings time
 
fake news

if he led a perfect life, he'd have cleansed the populace of all forms of faggotry and douchebaggery

we would have no more daylight savings time

I said HE had a perfect life
I didn't say anyone else did

and guess what

I have no more daylight savings time
 
haha
going to run through the boards I have

A 7"2 swallow wing pretty thick and easy to ride. a friend left it
I've had fun on it: I hope Gary comes back soon. I will use this more as I get older.

A board I bought off craige's list because it was cool... old gun about 7'3" I fixed up and have never ridden :/ I should at least paddle it out as a tribute to the guy that shaped it.

My Rusty 6'9" semi gun rounded pin tail; has seen double overhead

My Rusty 6' 4" twin fin (has been a go to board)

My 5'9" Tomo Fish (became a go to board)

A 5'8" Machado Moonbeam another friend left and omg thank you Pat

7' 0" Machado Seaside & Beyond...
like my first friends board... will be a go to as I get older

7' 5" Morning of the Earth MASSIVE
I sold my soul for this one and it's almost worth it
(it's classic and give me cred and surfs awesome on small or overhead)

6'0" Channel Island Peregrine
standard tri with channels
a high performance board
my go to with waves that have nrg
 
Let me tell you about real surfing
it's small waves and going out no matter what
and fucking around with regulars



Yesterday I traded stomach high waves with a guy from New Zealand

fuck all that massive wave riding
where you hold on and hope you make it
small waves are where you show style
 
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